Tuesday, 17 February 2015

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Production Engineer (Operations Support)
Warri, Nigeria
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Production Chemist
Lagos, Nigeria
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Monday, 16 February 2015

My Personal Assistant!!



I am a 24/7 person, I have to pretend to be who I am not, I live a life because I have become a pioneer for people to reckon with, for people to look up to. I am obsessively opposed to the typical. I have become so pretty on the outside and also ugly on the inside. People judge me so quick, and just because everything gets answered in my way, they see my life as a fake one. I would like to walk on the streets and see people look and just laugh at my glance for a while. I would love to wear tattered clothes once a while, just because I want to hear what people will say about me. I don't like to share my personal life, it wouldn't be personal if I shared it, but my life is personal because people live it and show the world how personal it is. I have met people like me who have been worshiped like gods, like heroes who have saved a million lives just by what we do. Our impulse has been directed into the adoration of the world in goosebumps when they see us. My image is one thing, my human is another, but I don't live this life because it's been put that way, it was designed by someone. My personal assistant.

I have my team, those who are around me, my makeup artist, my hair stylist, they have so much positive influence on me, they make me smile, because they share their stories with me, I am more concerned with personal things related to their lives, listening to few things they have to say, but then I get hushed and forced not to listen to them, because of someone. And this is one person who is always around me, she answers my phone calls, she runs errands, pays my bills, arranges my schedule, and does whatever tasks just for me to be pampered or disinterested for me to do things my own self.

One day, I visited this party where I would meet heroes and gods like I am, and there I was with my personal assistant. Every other person who were like me were also with their personal assistants, and it was time for me to be free with every other person. But every movement has been rationed by my assistant, the number of hugs I give people, the people I whisper to, and those who don't like me because I have taken them out of the competitive environment. The nicest thing about me is even when I bore people, they think its their fault, but the saddest part of my life is the wrongs people see me do, thinking it's me, tagging me as that evil person, when my personal assistant is the real devil.

As an assistant, my wishes are executed in a different pattern, and as a boss, I live like I am the assistant, just because she knows all my secrets. And that very day came when I had a serious argument with my assistant, I told her I don't want you to treat me as an animal because you know my secret, I need you to stand by me, as I have for others. And she told me do not mock a pain that you haven't endured. I felt pained and listened to the tears of not what others had to say to me, or what the world had to say about me, but I was more scared of every little word that came out from the mouth of my assistant. In every sin to which I was pointed at, I committed the best of them all and killed the true devil.

After serving my jail term for some years, I left the heroes and god world and become a personal assistant to heroes and gods.

Monday, 9 February 2015

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Quality Operations Manager
Nigeria
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Operations Manager
Nigeria
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#AJC



War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; for my now I am sure of, but my tomorrow I have no clue about, for I do not love the sharpness of the sword, nor the speed of a bullet, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. They have waged war on my country, it's time for the poor to suffer the consequences of rich man's failure as a thinking animal. We keep fighting our enemy every day, and now they have learnt our art of war, and yet the poor suffers it all. For in war, it doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left. The great question of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions, but a mere reason to act right. #AntiJonathanCampaign..

Tuesday, 27 January 2015

My common HR



In running today's business, the human resource department has been seen as one important key factor in the success of every business. Some focus on judgement and taste, some on attitude, and they train for skill, some for experience and results, but some do that for a particular reason. In running a successful business, HR personnel's have focused more on reasons rather than results. It is quick and easy to understand the general principles of human resources, only quite easy if you are concerned about people management and relationship.

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

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Controls Services Engineer
Nigeria
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Contract Performance Manager
Nigeria
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I am NONSENSE



The new generation believes the act of sending letters via bottles is outrageous, they see it as nonsense. Some from this generation believe the idea of sending letters via the bottle makes some sense, but others would call them old fashioned. In the art of nonsense, there is no right or wrong, it's just some personal perception about what majority feels as no sense, and very few sees it as a genius idea with a lot of sense.

Thursday, 8 January 2015

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GIS Department Manager
Kano, Nigeria
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Technical Development Services (TDS) - GGO Africa
Nigeria
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Tuesday, 6 January 2015

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Administrative Assistant
Nigeria
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Sales Manager
Nigeria
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faith hope and love



That night was a night like every other one but little did I know it was going to mark a change in my life.. So it happened that the men of the night came to my room in my hostel, stole from me, beat me and raped me not once but countless times. They took turns having their way with me, took pictures of me while they raped me and laughed. I screamed, shouted, cried, clawed at them and begged for mercy but all to no avail, no one came to my rescue.. No one heard me or pretended not to. After they had had their fill, satisfied themselves with my body, stole my virginity, my virtue, they left me for dead. I woke up the next morning in the hospital, crying, with pains all over my body and I asked myself, why me? I screamed, shouted and asked if there was any God at all in the world and why this happened to me..

Thursday, 1 January 2015

Happy New Year



For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.”
Hope
Smiles from the threshold of the year to come,
Whispering....it will be happier...
For today marks the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

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Technical & Commercial Roles - Northern Nigeria
Nigeria
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DP Services,Lifecycle Sales Manager–MEATI
Nigeria
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Monday, 29 December 2014

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Base of Pyramid (BoP) Project Manager
Nigeria
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Deadline: 29/12/2014

Earth Scientist
Government/Community Liaison officer
Field Operator
Accountant
Commercial Manager 
Nigeria
r.afolabi@energitalent.com

Thursday, 25 December 2014

...my masterpiece


Have been rather lazy to blog these days.
Gone were the days I had time to do anything I want.
Gone were the days I could rest and enjoy TV shows.
Life is surreal
The idea of another year ending feels terrible
Experiences I have felt are a total distraction
I remember nothing of what has happened
But I look forward to a future I have no idea of
And just as I envy a masterpiece,
I doubt I could ever write one.

Merry Christmas everyone.



Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.” Merry Christmas to you all.

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

12years of nothing



In every man's imagination of a perfect woman, which truly never exist, I found myself exceptional from every other woman. My trouble was I got excited about nothing and then married him. His words were special, he was kind, his eyes were beautiful, they were wild, crazy, like some animal peeking out of a forest on fire. He had the quality of masculine confidence, his looks left me cold, and as I went straight to my knees with his sexy charisma, I played that dangerous invitation to play with him. In spending my time with him, he became everything I wished for. And everything I saw I regretted, everything I witnessed was like a line filled with many zeros.

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Lead Customer Services Project Manager
Nigeria
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Lead Service Center Technician - Artificial Lift 
Nigeria
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Saturday, 13 December 2014

Resumes are over-rated



My resume tells a lot, my resume gives a summary of what you want to know about a position that I pretend not to want, but only for the means of livelihood. My resume isn't what I am about, my resume can't describe who I am, it can't describe what I am capable of doing, because what was written are lies. My resume is sent to an organisation, and a HR person who doesn't like his job, but only there as his means of livelihood, may look at my resume or not, either because he has read so many, or either because he sees my name and had a bad experience with that particular name in the past. I find it a challenge to cooperate in a society where it is considered moral to critique a resume yet immoral to critique morality.

Friday, 12 December 2014

Hollandi-anger



It is funny when some persons practically do stupid things and even when one doesn't understand, a number of persons find it priceless. In my state of permanent confusion, anything is possible, the possibility of running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight. In Hollandia's advert, I find the impossibility of it's constant state of confusion because of the expression it leaves on my face. It is an elaborate waste of human intelligence which we find these days with advertising agencies

What is wrong with this advert?



From the video, we see someone using the Hollandia milk product on his cereal and you see people repeating, 'can your milk do this'. Please, someone should help me, what does the milk do? The role of an advert agency deals with human needs, wants, and hopes. The relationship with the manufacturer and advertising agency is almost an intimate one just like that of a therapist and doctor. How dreadful of its advertising agency to be caught up in a game, and have no idea of its rules. I wouldn't want my milk to fly about because that is all I see in this advert. And NO, I don't want my milk to do that,



With great power comes a greater confusion, and Hollandia has given their choice of advertising agency the power to remain confused. Please, take a look at this second video, what is going on here? A 30 seconds video where students and their teacher were showing their dance moves.  I only see her shaking her endowments and not passing a message to the audience. The students, well, as young as they are, those who can afford such confused luxury danced after all, as they were told to do so.

Who runs the advertising agency for Hollandia? Will Hollandia watch this and feel safe about about it? The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. The aim is to add smoke and not fire, try to confuse your competition, not confuse your organisation.

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Operations Analyst
Nigeria
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Security Supervisor
Nigeria
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Wednesday, 10 December 2014

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Director SAP Government Relations Nigeria Job
Nigeria
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The death of Close-up toothpaste....



In every event, we use timelines in showing our successes and failures. Through these timeline, we get to see processes through which these events have taken place, we realize that in certain times, mistakes are made, but yet be corrected. But insanity is one who repeats the same mistakes over, and still make the same mistakes even when they do same process again. Whatever comes in creation exists without my knowledge. If I had the consent of such a creation, with my knowledge, I wouldn't let such a product like the close-up tooth paste exist.

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Supplier Development Manager - GGO Africa
Lagos-Nigeria
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Friday, 5 December 2014

Giving!!!



My life has been a general mess from the start. Started school at a pretty young age, and I was not smart. I had no idea what they taught in class, gibberish was more like it. Even as I had no idea of what was said, I wanted to sell, I believed I could sell ice cream to an Eskimo. But I had to go through all these gibberish classes for a pretty long while, and I would get myself a job and begin to sell organisational products and services. Finally, I was done with the gibberish talks, and it was time to sell. I was ready, but I didn't have good grades, how would I be able to secure myself a job? 

My disorder...my gift



At 11, I realized certain things about growth and development. I realized that I needed to be at the same level I saw my friends. I learned that development takes its form in stages, and not everyone would reach that stage at the same time. The phase of life starts from a cycle and it evolves around, within that cycle a process evolves, and whatever process is involved, things happen, and in my phase, I discovered I remained the same.

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GE Internship Program- Information Technology

Nigeria
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ECLP - GE Oil & Gas Nigeria
Nigeria
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Tuesday, 2 December 2014

..my inconsistent celebrity


Usain Bolt has become a king of consistency, he is successful because he wasn't only motivated, but because he was consistent in his motivation. And so have many celebrities who have given us goosebumps all through the past till date because of their consistency in motivation. They live to understand that it is the hallmark of the unimaginable. I am a fan of music, sports and books.

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WELDING SUPERINTENDENT 
NIGERIA
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Sales Support Assistant
Nigeria
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Friday, 28 November 2014

A glimpse at fashion







In silence, I took a glimpse of fashion and I found ugliness in it. Every now and then you have to look for something different, something extra-ordinary. The value for something when you don't have it, makes you crave endlessly for it. The value for that thing when you have it, makes you mad and you ask questions. Still in silence, I take a glimpse at fashion, because in knowing what you are, in knowing what to say, that defines fashion. In perfection, I can never be contended, In perfection it can never be reached. In my silence, In my perfection, I took a glimpse at fashion, where nothing else needed to be added to it, when nothing else needed to be taken away, and as that gentleman I refused to talk about my fashion designer. I was wrong.

My environment!!!



My environment, a dump filled with greed, a piece of shit we do to ourselves and others, a war zone we till with our bare hands, but yet no shields while on the battle field. My environment, a disaster it has turned out to be because of the greed of you and I.  My romantic environment has been skinned off by me, by you, by us all. We only think of our today, but forget that our environment is one vital thing for our tomorrow. It entails our resources, but the greedy ones want it all to themselves, yet we cherish the greedy ones and not the environment. With so many beautiful homes around us, especially in the Lekki peninsula, of what use is it  when our environment isn't tolerable? Deforestation has become a norm, because the more greedy people want to acquire more lands to themselves, they want to build universities, they want to own companies and be a force to be reckoned with. But they forget my environment is enough to satisfy every man's needs.