Pep to Arsenal

Pep has been lined up as the new coach for Arsenal. But it is going to be impossible now for Pep to leave Bayern Munich for Arsenal. He wants to win the UEFA champions league and the German league all at once, if that will ever be possible. But however it may, bye Mr Bean.

Strootman coming to Man U

After a long chat with Van Gaal, Kevin Strootman has agreed to join Manchester United from Roma. In the last few months, Strootmas has been targeted by Man U, and Van Gaal has always been a fan of the star. Welcome to Old Trafford.

Stop jujuing me mommy!!

Emmanuel Adebayo claims his mom is behind his downfall. He claims his mom is a witch and that his downfall is attributed to his mom. I am black, but black people's mentality can be really amazing. What a failure you are Adebayor.

Benitez to Liverpool

Benitez has been lined up as the new coach for Liverpool if Brendan chooses to fail in their next match. Benitez is having a tough time at Napoli and might return back as Manager at Liverpool.

Glen Johnson to Roma

Glen Johnson has rejected a new contract with Liverpool, and may leave to Roma in January. After all, Liverpool isn't performing after spending so much money with them being 11th on the Premiere league table.

Cech to Arsenal

The unhappy Petr Cech will be heading to Arsenal as Chelsea has accepted a £7m offer. Arsenal are ready to strengthen their guard as he offers quality and experience. I hope the 32 yrs old man is up to the task.

Reus to Chelsea!!!

Mourinho has ordered his signature for signing Dortmund star Marco Reus to Stamford Bridge. £20m is the asking price and Reus has been strongly linked with Chelsea and other club teams, but Chelsea seems to have a winning bid on this one.

Formula One Legend

The formula One legend Michael Shumacher is unable to speak as he is paralyzed in a wheel chair. After the successful surgery, the Formula One legend has memory and speech problems. We wish him a quick recovery.

Marco Reus to Chelsea

A huge tug-of-war between Chelsea and Real Madrid for the Dortmund winger, Marco Reus, is proving rather difficult by the day. Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City and United have all been linked with this wonder player, but with a dedicated billionaire at Chelsea's side, they may win the battle.

Sack Rodgers now!!

Considering the fact that David Moyes was a huge flop at Manchester United during his time, Rodgers is considered worse than Moyes. Rodgers has had more time to put his players together, but still find it difficult to win a match. Rodgers may be sacked soon if failure persists.

Pedro to Arsenal!!

Arsenal is close to signing Barcelona's Pedro as he is unhappy at Nuo Camp. Wenger has been a fan of Pedro for a long period of time. Finally, he may resume as an Arsenal player in January.

Ozil is sad!!!

Ozil is not happy with his dad for convincing him to move to Arsenal. He misses Madrid, the parties, the ladies, the attention and he is sad. He needs the attention from the London ladies so he can perform better. #BADOZILSDAD

Aymeric Laporte to Chelsea or Arsenal

Chelsea may win Aymeric Laporte, the Athletic Bilbao center back from Arsenal this January. The 20-year-old player is seen as one of the best talents in Europe and Arsenal has been recalled to be winning the race. Let's see who ends the deal in January.

Mattia to Arsenal!!

Finally, a striker is linked with Arsenal. Mattia Destro. The Roma & Italian striker has been targeted by Arsenal and £20 million is his asking price. He is young, and he can score goals. Wenger has an eye for talented players, but will this be a deal or no deal?

Bale to Chelsea!!!

Chelsea is set to make a huge bid for the Wales Winger, Gareth Bale, for a £90 million price tag on his head (MY KIDS must play soccer). This is just a rumor as Madrid do not have Di Maria, and Ozil anymore. Bale is happy at Madrid and may end his career at Madridd. The billionaire has the £90 million ready in his left pocket, whenever Madrid is ready, he will spill it like he lost a pin.

The true special one!!

Isn't he the special one? Chelsea fan sells his pricey car to sit close to the special one in a tennis match between Andy Murray & Roger Federer. After all, the car is just a material object, compared to the same air the special one and the fan will both breathe.

Chris Smalling may leave Man U...

The under-rated English player, Chris Smalling has been targeted by Arsenal (THANK GOD). The young player who cost us the match against Man city should quickly leave Old Trafford as quick as possible. £10million is the asking price for the 24-year old player and Wenger is as much as interested as anyone.

Tottenham Hotspur

Female team, making a hell of money

FA has confirmed England female tickets sell more than the England male tickets. With over 41,000 tickets bought so far, I most def will prefer to watch the female team than the Hodgson's side.

Mat Hummels: Man U or Arsenal

This is a sure rumor, because anything that has to do with Arsenal isn't 80% sure till  it happens in real. Arsenal according to rumors is preparing a transfer bid for the Dortmund star Mats Hummels for £31.5m. We will await confirmation soon.