Tuesday, 30 December 2014

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Technical & Commercial Roles - Northern Nigeria
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1191039

DP Services,Lifecycle Sales Manager–MEATI
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1212632

Monday, 29 December 2014

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Base of Pyramid (BoP) Project Manager
Nigeria
http://www.novonordisk.com/careers/job_section/jp.asp?jobid=26873BR&joblng=uk&jobcnt=Nigeria&type=2b
Deadline: 29/12/2014

Earth Scientist
Government/Community Liaison officer
Field Operator
Accountant
Commercial Manager 
Nigeria
r.afolabi@energitalent.com

Thursday, 25 December 2014

...my masterpiece


Have been rather lazy to blog these days.
Gone were the days I had time to do anything I want.
Gone were the days I could rest and enjoy TV shows.
Life is surreal
The idea of another year ending feels terrible
Experiences I have felt are a total distraction
I remember nothing of what has happened
But I look forward to a future I have no idea of
And just as I envy a masterpiece,
I doubt I could ever write one.

Merry Christmas everyone.



Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.” Merry Christmas to you all.

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

12years of nothing



In every man's imagination of a perfect woman, which truly never exist, I found myself exceptional from every other woman. My trouble was I got excited about nothing and then married him. His words were special, he was kind, his eyes were beautiful, they were wild, crazy, like some animal peeking out of a forest on fire. He had the quality of masculine confidence, his looks left me cold, and as I went straight to my knees with his sexy charisma, I played that dangerous invitation to play with him. In spending my time with him, he became everything I wished for. And everything I saw I regretted, everything I witnessed was like a line filled with many zeros.

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Lead Customer Services Project Manager
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1208120

Lead Service Center Technician - Artificial Lift 
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1212612

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Resumes are over-rated



My resume tells a lot, my resume gives a summary of what you want to know about a position that I pretend not to want, but only for the means of livelihood. My resume isn't what I am about, my resume can't describe who I am, it can't describe what I am capable of doing, because what was written are lies. My resume is sent to an organisation, and a HR person who doesn't like his job, but only there as his means of livelihood, may look at my resume or not, either because he has read so many, or either because he sees my name and had a bad experience with that particular name in the past. I find it a challenge to cooperate in a society where it is considered moral to critique a resume yet immoral to critique morality.

Friday, 12 December 2014

Hollandi-anger



It is funny when some persons practically do stupid things and even when one doesn't understand, a number of persons find it priceless. In my state of permanent confusion, anything is possible, the possibility of running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight. In Hollandia's advert, I find the impossibility of it's constant state of confusion because of the expression it leaves on my face. It is an elaborate waste of human intelligence which we find these days with advertising agencies

What is wrong with this advert?



From the video, we see someone using the Hollandia milk product on his cereal and you see people repeating, 'can your milk do this'. Please, someone should help me, what does the milk do? The role of an advert agency deals with human needs, wants, and hopes. The relationship with the manufacturer and advertising agency is almost an intimate one just like that of a therapist and doctor. How dreadful of its advertising agency to be caught up in a game, and have no idea of its rules. I wouldn't want my milk to fly about because that is all I see in this advert. And NO, I don't want my milk to do that,



With great power comes a greater confusion, and Hollandia has given their choice of advertising agency the power to remain confused. Please, take a look at this second video, what is going on here? A 30 seconds video where students and their teacher were showing their dance moves.  I only see her shaking her endowments and not passing a message to the audience. The students, well, as young as they are, those who can afford such confused luxury danced after all, as they were told to do so.

Who runs the advertising agency for Hollandia? Will Hollandia watch this and feel safe about about it? The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. The aim is to add smoke and not fire, try to confuse your competition, not confuse your organisation.

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Operations Analyst
Nigeria
https://jobsearch.maersk.com/sap/bc/webdynpro/sap/hrrcf_a_applwizard?POST_INST_GUID=005056A569991EE49FF65B6875B094E7&sap-language=EN#

Security Supervisor
Nigeria
https://jobsearch.maersk.com/sap/bc/webdynpro/sap/hrrcf_a_applwizard?POST_INST_GUID=005056A569991EE49FDCC68092CF8A03&sap-language=EN#

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

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Director SAP Government Relations Nigeria Job
Nigeria
http://jobs.sap.com/middle-east-africa/job/Virtual-Director-SAP-Government-Relations-Nigeria-Job/68549700/

The death of Close-up toothpaste....



In every event, we use timelines in showing our successes and failures. Through these timeline, we get to see processes through which these events have taken place, we realize that in certain times, mistakes are made, but yet be corrected. But insanity is one who repeats the same mistakes over, and still make the same mistakes even when they do same process again. Whatever comes in creation exists without my knowledge. If I had the consent of such a creation, with my knowledge, I wouldn't let such a product like the close-up tooth paste exist.

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Supplier Development Manager - GGO Africa
Lagos-Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1207077

Friday, 5 December 2014

Giving!!!



My life has been a general mess from the start. Started school at a pretty young age, and I was not smart. I had no idea what they taught in class, gibberish was more like it. Even as I had no idea of what was said, I wanted to sell, I believed I could sell ice cream to an Eskimo. But I had to go through all these gibberish classes for a pretty long while, and I would get myself a job and begin to sell organisational products and services. Finally, I was done with the gibberish talks, and it was time to sell. I was ready, but I didn't have good grades, how would I be able to secure myself a job? 

My disorder...my gift



At 11, I realized certain things about growth and development. I realized that I needed to be at the same level I saw my friends. I learned that development takes its form in stages, and not everyone would reach that stage at the same time. The phase of life starts from a cycle and it evolves around, within that cycle a process evolves, and whatever process is involved, things happen, and in my phase, I discovered I remained the same.

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GE Internship Program- Information Technology

Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1207134

ECLP - GE Oil & Gas Nigeria
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1190358

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

..my inconsistent celebrity


Usain Bolt has become a king of consistency, he is successful because he wasn't only motivated, but because he was consistent in his motivation. And so have many celebrities who have given us goosebumps all through the past till date because of their consistency in motivation. They live to understand that it is the hallmark of the unimaginable. I am a fan of music, sports and books.

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WELDING SUPERINTENDENT 
NIGERIA
http://www.nesglobaltalent.com/job/welding-superintendent-nigeria

Sales Support Assistant
Nigeria
https://sjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=98452&PartnerId=26057&SiteId=5425&type=mail&JobReqLang=1&recordstart=1&JobSiteId=5425&JobSiteInfo=74261_5425&gqid=133

Friday, 28 November 2014

A glimpse at fashion







In silence, I took a glimpse of fashion and I found ugliness in it. Every now and then you have to look for something different, something extra-ordinary. The value for something when you don't have it, makes you crave endlessly for it. The value for that thing when you have it, makes you mad and you ask questions. Still in silence, I take a glimpse at fashion, because in knowing what you are, in knowing what to say, that defines fashion. In perfection, I can never be contended, In perfection it can never be reached. In my silence, In my perfection, I took a glimpse at fashion, where nothing else needed to be added to it, when nothing else needed to be taken away, and as that gentleman I refused to talk about my fashion designer. I was wrong.

My environment!!!



My environment, a dump filled with greed, a piece of shit we do to ourselves and others, a war zone we till with our bare hands, but yet no shields while on the battle field. My environment, a disaster it has turned out to be because of the greed of you and I.  My romantic environment has been skinned off by me, by you, by us all. We only think of our today, but forget that our environment is one vital thing for our tomorrow. It entails our resources, but the greedy ones want it all to themselves, yet we cherish the greedy ones and not the environment. With so many beautiful homes around us, especially in the Lekki peninsula, of what use is it  when our environment isn't tolerable? Deforestation has become a norm, because the more greedy people want to acquire more lands to themselves, they want to build universities, they want to own companies and be a force to be reckoned with. But they forget my environment is enough to satisfy every man's needs.

Thursday, 27 November 2014

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Senior Accountant
Nigeria
blessing.b@powertech.com.ng

Project Manager
Nigeria
https://www.petroplan.com/job-details/hq00023330--project-manager/

My Black Billionaires



Ever wondered why billionaires feel they have the world on their hands? Well, because not many in the world can afford what they have, not many in the world can do what they can.  A billionaire is one who would tell you he is lost, ask for directions and give you 1 million dollars just by telling him where to go (even if you were wrong). A billionaire is one who spends a billion today knowing he can get 2 billion tomorrow. A billionaire isn't black, a billionaire isn't white, a billionaire is a mixed race of colors, a disfigured shape of figures, a tantrum disaster of billions in your pockets.  But my black billionaires are different, they exist because they believe they are existence themselves. My black billionaires can't spend a billion dollars today, why? Because they are not assured of getting 2 billion the next day. My black billionaires!!!

His-tory!!!



Hafiz who comes from well-known family back in the 17th century believed in one and only one thing. 'Happiness'. Her parents gave her that all through her childhood, and in time as she grew, she understood that religion was an important aspect in her family's life. They worshiped Ala' then (not Allah). This was a god they worshiped to give them security, fertility, peace, wealth. But this was done at the expense of hurting another's happiness, peace and love. Her parents hold grudges of any length, and anyone who gets in their way, was used as a test subject for increasing their fertility and security while posing them as a sacrifice to their god, Ala'.

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Call Center Manager
Abuja- Nigeria
http://interra.catsone.com/careers/index.php?m=portal&a=details&jobOrderID=4511972

Customer Activation Executive
Rivers, Nigeria
https://careers.peopleclick.com/careerscp/client_gsk/external1931/jobDetails.do?functionName=getJobDetail&jobPostId=248378&localeCode=en-us


Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Stay straight...



Growing up was difficult for me. And just as I was mostly alone with my thoughts, I couldn't understand clearly what was happening around me. All I understood about my life was, I was Male, and I knew my age. I had a mom, but no dad. I knew my mom and late dad had some sexual intimacy and I was brought to life. At age 14, I was at Ogba and I saw this very man urinating on the floor. Well, that was normal. But the abnormal thing about what happened later was he didn't tuck his private parts in his trousers, but he made with into having a sexual intercourse with a tree. Since, I had no idea what he was doing, I overlooked it and walked away.

Overcoming fear..



Lekan lived an independent life, disliked by his dad, loved by his mom, hated by so many persons. Lekan was done with high school and believed gaining an admission into the University was the next step. He was behind his friends who had gained admission into the University and as he waited and hoped that he would get into a prestigious University, all hopes died down. His dad disliked him more and every time his dad saw him, he said, 'you will never make it'. Lekan never listened to his dad, but he was adamant on believing that the upcoming exams he would cross through and gain admission into that University.

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Product Marketing Manager Lighting
Nigeria
https://philips.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl

Service Delivery Line Manager
Lagos-Nigeria
https://jobs.ericsson.com/job/Lagos-Service-Delivery-Line-Manager/225494000/

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

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Hardware Sales Representative III
Lagos-Nigeria
https://oracle.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl

Hardware Sales Representative IV
Lagos-Nigeria
https://oracle.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl

Business Development Representative
Lagos-Nigeria
https://oracle.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl

..disfigured dreams


In the beginning, they made it look like the world was safe, like everything had a true meaning. At a tender age, we believed in dreams, we hoped the things we would become someday would come to pass. Some of us wished to be doctors, some lawyers, but then things changed when we passed through the learning process the school system gave us. As time passed, we got to understand that the world was totally different, it was a world created for only those who are willing to survive. We go through different ridiculous interviews and it's a miracle finding that job that fits you, or perhaps, a job that can pay the bills.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

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Audit Officer
Nigeria
http://www.flyaero.com/career/audit-officer.aspx

Audit/Control Officer
Nigeria
http://www.flyaero.com/career/audit-control-officer.aspx

My Pain...Our struggle.,,



Just about when life was getting interesting. Just about when things were going good, dad left us. In 1999, dad died and mom became a widow. She became a single parent and as family would put it, mom killed dad. She performed traditional rites to proof she wasn't involved in an untimely death of my dad. I wonder how they know when it's someones time to die. But she did and nothing happened. A dad who died and was left with 3,000 naira as his savings (app. 20 dollars). Family wanted his little belongings, his uncomfortable chairs, his books, and everything he had. Oh, the poor man even had a small land which the government took from him. Mom decided that her four kids won't have to go to anyone for aid, and she decided to do it all herself.

Friday, 21 November 2014

Pep to Arsenal



Pep has been lined up as the new coach for Arsenal. But it is going to be impossible now for Pep to leave Bayern Munich for Arsenal. He wants to win the UEFA champions league and the German league all at once, if that will ever be possible. But however it may, bye Mr Bean.

Strootman coming to Man U



After a long chat with Van Gaal, Kevin Strootman has agreed to join Manchester United from Roma. In the last few months, Strootmas has been targeted by Man U, and Van Gaal has always been a fan of the star. Welcome to Old Trafford.

Stop jujuing me mommy!!



Emmanuel Adebayo claims his mom is behind his downfall. He claims his mom is a witch and that his downfall is attributed to his mom. I am black, but black people's mentality can be really amazing. What a failure you are Adebayor.

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Trade Marketing Consultant
Minna,Okene,Lokoja,Kontagora- Nigeria
https://careers.mtnonline.com/VacancyDetails.aspx?VacancyID=106

Associate Field Professional 
Port Harcourt - Nigeria
https://erecruiting.halliburton.jobs/sap/bc/webdynpro/sap/hrrcf_a_posting_apply_emp?PARAM=ZnJvbV91cz1YJnBvc3RfaW5zdF9ndWlkPUU0NkUzRjBGNUEzMzFERjE4M0NCMDAxRjI5RUU1OEQ4JmNhbmRfdHlwZT1JTlQ%3d&sap-client=100&sap-language=EN&sap-ep-themeroot=%5cSAP%5cPUBLIC%5cBC%5cUR%5cnw5%5cthemes%5cHalliburton

Thursday, 20 November 2014

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Chief Marketing Officer
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1183020

Technical Development Services
Nigeria
https://xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=54&siteid=5346&jobid=1207072

My company is confused!!!



In a rather competitive environment, organisations tend to align creative thinkers into their organisational setting. Aligning creativity and innovative skills is one important step in acquiring people management in organisations. But do some of our organisations follow these steps? Do they seek innovative or creative thinkers who can not just make the company grow, but build a leadership root that will stand firm for a very long time. If organisations need creative and innovative ideas, why do they employ people who are not up to the task? Why do they discriminate creative minds from people who knows people who knows people, who knows people before they get a job? If organisations need creative minds to adopt business strategies and bring about positive results, why are so many unemployed? Who do they employ then?

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Senior Drilling Officer
Nigeria
careers@brone-survey.com

QA/QC Manager
Nigeria
http://jobs.aldelia.com/jobs/nigeria/engineering/qaqc-manager/285/category=&location=11574&salary=&job_type=&keywords=

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Benitez to Liverpool



Benitez has been lined up as the new coach for Liverpool if Brendan chooses to fail in their next match. Benitez is having a tough time at Napoli and might return back as Manager at Liverpool.

Glen Johnson to Roma



Glen Johnson has rejected a new contract with Liverpool, and may leave to Roma in January. After all, Liverpool isn't performing after spending so much money with them being 11th on the Premiere league table.